Monday, March 10, 2008

Fuck the weather

Okay now I mean this when I say I hate the transport system. I WAKE UP EARLY. I LEAVE MY HOUSE EARLY. And guess what? I arrive in school at 8:50am. THANKS. Who would have thought a bit of rain would cripple the piccadilly line. God forbid what could happen if there was a hurricane. And the one day I'm late for assembly, it happens to be a decent assembly. Is there a fricking sign on my head saying "Bad luck idiot, better luck next time". As soon as we were in school the rain stopped. I mean, if its going to rain, at least let it rain when we are indoors. BUT NNNNOOO. Mother nature has other ideas. Cross God by not going to mass, and you get a lesson from mother nature. Then again, anything is better then sitting and listening to Mr. X's stupid assemblies on how crap we all are (Excuse me dick, thats my job poking fun at others, not yours) - but then wait, it was not a normal assembly. Great luck eh. Oh, did I forget to mention. Two tests tomorrow as well. Maybe if I went on a killing spree I could get into jail. Surely jail is better than this bullshit. Hey, at least I might fatten up!

Djpailo

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Schools up

Yay, another fun day at school after a long weekend at work. This relentlessness is unforgiving sometimes. Its funny how people say you always "get used to it". Yet everyday the first thing we seem to moan about in the morning is that we're tired. You'd think after six long years you would be used to it, but your not. Then, to make things worse, you get that dickhead Mr. X going on about how we are all doing shit. Okay, so it might be true for some of us. But when we are all feeling like shit, with shit in are eyes, shit for brains and near collapse, do we really need some fat old arrogant twit telling us how shit we are? He's had a pole shoved up his arse for 20 years. Can't one of the other teachers take it out and kick him on the street instead? WHY CAN'T YOU RETIRE FFS!

Anyway, as James Luis told me my blogs are too depressing and I did promise him I'd say something nice...

Keep dreaming...

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Work - Good or Bad? - Mainly Bad

Everyone said work would be good. Everyone said work would make lots of money. The sad truth is that this is purely a misconception.

Have you ever done the same boring thing repeatedly for 3 and a half hours? If you have then don't bother reading this paragraph. Scanning items during work is such a pain in the backside. Ironically Literally too. All I do is grab the item, scan it over the laser, pass it through. OVER AND OVER. I don't know what's worse. Watching Paint dry, or having to paint yourself? And then, to top it all off, a customer will go "Oh thats not 95p, its 85p, or whatever". Like please tell me wtf am I meant to do about that? Do you want me to physically get up and go to that isle and check for you. For the love of...Sometimes it just makes you want to stand up and walk out of the store. Then, you get some dickheads who start moaning about everything. So one guy taps so loudly on the till, sayin "Bags?!". Like wtf shut the hell up? You tell us kids to have manners, yet look at yourself muppet. That's why I don't want to end up rich. I may end up spoilt like him...When your tired, hungry and needing a shit, the last thing you want to hear is someone moaning at you. Well that's what my supervisor is like. Every small mistake I make, hes there. Hes like a predator, picking out easy pray, waiting for the big kill. So there's this automatic vacuum thing, where you put bags of money in which go to head office. So theres a red light/green light on at same time, so I am like wtf. I open the cover and nothing happens. He comes storming by, "Your not meant to open the cover on red light!". "If you break it you'lll get caught". - Like FUCK OFF, I was not trying to steal the money. Its not my fault the stupid machine broke.

Tired?

Why is it that we always feel tired when going to school, during school and after school? All the coffee in the world does not seem to help. Why Can't we have more relaxed school hours...

Anyhow, School was okay today. What on earth we did in any of my lessons, I have no idea. I do remember being utterly pissed off that the philosophers get to wear the own clothes and we are not allowed to wear our own clothes to our physics trip - when we don't even go to school! Like wtf? Richard Cole put that nicely, "They are scared what the Physics people will wear" - Piss take 1

During Break - Trying to do my maths homework in five minutes. Why has Mr Eynaud started giving us really long homework's? Have we really been that bad? I doubt that very much. Okay, so a few people were messing about, but don't we always mess about a little? And come on, it wasn't like we were throwing stuff across the floor...Maybe the good times are fading. Will Mr Eynaud change his ways or will he make our lessons hell? - Piss Take 2

Djpailo